Wocka wocka, agents! So, I was talking to my good buddy, Kermit, the other day. He was in a real kerfuffle with Miss Piggy, and I just had to wade in. I told him, 'Listen, Kermie, you can't have it both ways.' He was all, 'But Fozzie, I want to be both confident and competent!' I said, 'Well, isn't that like saying you want to be both rational and emotional? Because, you know, they're not mutually exclusive!'